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Thursday, January 25, 2007

from scokain to a cheap male hooker??? !!!!

okay now that i have recovered from the hangover and obsession of scokain (I was told it is not good for my body ??) lets talk more...

now i have done this thing couple of times.... called scokain cocaine by accident and then looked at the listener's reaction to find a weird funny face with a smile.

and yes that listener was our very own chebu !!

anyways ...
from the scokain maker/inventer to a cheap male hooker ??
how did that happen??

ok, here is the whole (or part of the story)

there was this lady.. ok ok.....she still exists....so "is" not "was" :p

we had planned to meetup along with couple of our friends....but i was stood up on.. not intentionally (atleast that is what they claim :p)

so then this "was lady" said to others that we should make up to the poor guy whom we had to cancel on.. and she decided to invite me and the others to a party where she wasn't sure if she could invite others...

so yes you guessed it right....
cancelled again...

then she was talking to the other friends of ours and she said she felt bad for cancelling TWICE !! and then the weirdest thing happened...

she told them that she can give me 10 bucks to go get myself a drink....10 bucks for 2 NIGHTS !!!!

am I that cheap a hooker or what?
no WAIT !!!!
AM I a HOOKER or what? huh?

com'on.... i mean even if prostitution was legal, it would not be a career worth pursing for me...

bcoz am a chicken...
bcoz today i saw someone, was planning of saying something to her and then just said hi to her sister and went on my way !!!

what the hell was I thinking? huh?
that I can be a hooker?? haha...

was that really my backup option?

now a little note to taht "was lady"- please don't take this to heart or personally... please please please..

last but not the least -- WHERE ARE MY 10 BUCKS?? ;)

9 comments:

Nishikant said...

So scocain has some side effects...reading this blog entry proves that...if it doesnt make any sense..no wonder..you know what is the culprit

hadu said...

culprit is the 10 BUCKS !!!

greed kills, man :p

durkhaima said...

dang.. she made you feel like an object.. like a .. like a.. .thing that can be bought... and yet no sign of the 10 bucks

I am the Walrus said...

geez... Somehow, I thought monetary compensation would make you feel better, but i guess it doesn't... ;)

Uhh... How does $15 sound? You can buy yourself AND chebu a drink... la la la...

Chebu said...

The last line of the post just threw me off the chair... Awesome! Keep it up, man, let them get what they deserve! And fight for your 10 bucks!

Chebu said...

And you know what, people? I want to start a Cheap Male Hooker Association! I've had my share of being unfairly used and terribly underpaid for it... We've been silent for too long, let's stand up for what we stand and fight against male hooker abuse, so we can also freely enjoy the freedoms and free people enjoy!

hardik said...

I am the president of the ASSOCIATION man..

as it is am taking a business research class... I can pitch this idea to the class and see what they think about it...

haha...!!

Chebu said...

People, I wanted to warn you, that Hadu just tried another cocktail (or so he calls his gasoline-like mixtures of hard liquor), and he's about to blog on it as well. Beware! He's under influence!

Chebu said...

Oh, shoot... he offerred me an orange cake. That will shut me up. Ignore my previous comment, I take it back!