Ode to Marriage...yet again...

(First, some background)
My 7 and a 1/2 year old cousin Pooja (pyaar se usko 'pooj' bulaati hoon) and I had the following convo recently...

Me: Pooj... Ask your parents to send you to California. We can go bike riding, I can take you guys to SF, we can go to the park...
Pooj: Yea... I'll ask them... But we're going to be going to India soon...
Me: Oh really... When are you guys planning on going?
Pooj: Oh umm.. really soon...
Me: Cool.. But when?
Pooj: Umm... for your marriage...
Me: AHAHHHAHAH...
Pooj: heehee..
Me: HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA.. Pooja... can you PLEASE tell your parents that I'm not planning on getting married anytime soon.. and to hold off on going to India... HAHAHHHHAHHAHAHA

So I went through a couple of emotions after this conversation:
Anger: that my family had the nerve to think that I was getting married "really soon"... umm excuse me.. but where's the ladka?
Amused: that the 7-year old is looking forward to going to India for my (laughter) wedding..
Moody: here we go again.. I thought I escaped the whole marriage topic for a while.. It's like a tick.. that never leaves...

Baby Deliveries on TV

I love baby deliveries on TV.. now as a result of the jetlag or my own inability to not sleep at the right time I somehow have started watching episodes of LOST online. I'm at the episode where the pregnant lady is about to have the baby and everything is going crazy... and I just realized that I truly enjoy watching baby deliveries on fictitious tv shows. I also would like to know where they get the actual babies from, the ones that are born... I remember the time Jane Seymour had a baby on TV, that was the "Medicine Woman" show and her husband had to deliver the baby in the middle of a desert or a field I think..I mean she was a doctor but dude she can't deliver her own baby.. no matter how good a doctor she is... she had to walk him through it... that's like cheating.. but oh well... Then there was Apocalypto, the movie where the lady had a baby while she was drowning... I mean it practically popped out... not kidding..and lo and behold I actually found the video on youTube, the last part is kinda disturbing.. so yea.. I still have to watch who delivers the baby in LOST, there are two guys and one lady with the pregnant lady, I wonder who it'll be...um so yea..that's about it... feel free to comment on any baby deliveries that have caught your attention on TV.