This one takes the cake

Last night Seepa and Dhubhra were involved in our usual IM convo...
this was the result


details here :

Seepa took amusement in watching old bollywood madhuri dance videos... not to mention Seepa is super excited about Madhuri's re-entry into bollywood... much details can be found in our conversation listed below.


(22:37:31) seepa: whts up?
(22:37:36) dhubhra: hello
(22:37:57) seepa: how was training?
(22:38:44) dhubhra: boring
(22:39:01) seepa: not surprised...
(22:39:14) dhubhra: yea it's sharepoint
(22:39:26) dhubhra: and I dealt with the uncooked eggplants
(22:39:34) dhubhra: what up
(22:39:39) dhubhra: howz it going with you?
(22:39:52) seepa: usual
(22:40:04) seepa: you should blog about the eggplants
(22:52:32) dhubhra: anyyyyyyyhow
(22:52:42) dhubhra: isn't this bizarre
(22:52:43) dhubhra: http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/004808.html#comments
(22:52:46) dhubhra: monkey attack!
(22:52:54) dhubhra: killed the mayor of delhi
(22:53:18) seepa: whoa
(22:53:29) dhubhra: yea
(22:56:31) seepa: dude the fires are just freaky
(22:56:33) seepa: down in san diego
(23:15:42) dhubhra: u there?
(23:15:47) seepa: yea
(23:15:55) seepa: madhuri dixit is coming in a new movie
(23:16:04) dhubhra: what?
(23:16:06) dhubhra: what are you saying
(23:16:19) dhubhra: she's got like 2 sons now? can you believe that
(23:16:25) seepa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj1iGoolWEk
(23:16:29) seepa: check that video out
(23:16:33) dhubhra: maar daala
(23:16:35) seepa: i've seen it like 10 times already
(23:16:37) dhubhra: hoooooooooooooo
(23:16:37) seepa: she's sooooo good
(23:16:40) dhubhra: maar daala
(23:16:43) dhubhra: ho ho ho
(23:16:45) dhubhra: maar dalaaaaaaaaaaa
(23:16:49) dhubhra: haaaaaaaaaan
(23:16:52) dhubhra: maar daalaaaa
(23:16:56) seepa: :))
(23:17:35) dhubhra: watching video @-)
(23:17:47) seepa: doesn't she look good
(23:18:07) dhubhra: wait
(23:18:09) dhubhra: lemme see her
(23:18:12) dhubhra: wow
(23:18:15) dhubhra: pretty cool
(23:18:21) dhubhra: glad to see an actress in bollywood
(23:18:26) dhubhra: dancing around
(23:18:40) dhubhra: even after she is a mom
(23:18:51) dhubhra: cuz they usually don't do that ... and that used to piss me off
(23:19:00) dhubhra: why can't they shake it after they marry!!!
(23:19:07) dhubhra: sure
(23:19:43) seepa: just watch the last video i sent to you
(23:19:46) seepa: very wunderfulllll
(23:19:55) dhubhra: oh
(23:20:01) dhubhra: HECK YES ... I remember that from like
(23:20:04) dhubhra: back in the day
(23:20:13) dhubhra: she was blind in that one
(23:20:16) seepa: whoa
(23:20:22) seepa: i dont remember this movie at all
(23:20:26) seepa: never heard this song
(23:20:29) dhubhra: one after another
(23:20:47) dhubhra: i used to think she said "mai kuvari hoo"
(23:20:51) dhubhra: "oo o oo ooo "
(23:20:57) seepa: she doesn't look bling
(23:21:02) seepa: *blind
(23:21:02) seepa: =))
(23:21:02) seepa: kuvarai
(23:21:05) dhubhra: or wait ... wait ...
(23:21:12) dhubhra: that wouldn't make sense
(23:21:17) dhubhra: no I thought it as the same
(23:21:23) dhubhra: lol
(23:22:11) seepa: this is the ULTImate song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk-66Y3cT9c
(23:23:24) dhubhra: all the related videos in that last video you sent
(23:23:29) dhubhra: are like ... porno
(23:23:37) dhubhra: lol
(23:23:53) dhubhra: dang dhakh dhakh was such a famous song
(23:23:58) seepa: hhaa.. seriously
(23:24:00) dhubhra: no. 1 on philips top 10
(23:24:02) dhubhra: always
(23:24:05) seepa: she was scandalous yo
(23:24:17) dhubhra: i knoooowwww
(23:24:17) dhubhra: dang
(23:25:47) seepa: this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBJBepDOAFQ
(23:26:25) seepa: these songs are so ridiculous
(23:26:27) dhubhra: LOLz
(23:26:49) dhubhra: let's see who can find madhubala's pyar kiya to darna kya
(23:26:51) dhubhra: go!!
(23:26:58) dhubhra: LOL
(23:26:59) dhubhra: wait a minute
(23:27:06) dhubhra: he said "mohabbat ka bicchu "
(23:27:11) dhubhra: lolz
(23:27:12) seepa: another one for your viewing pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3YEa_KU0Yo
(23:27:21) dhubhra: "aisa dunk marta hai"
(23:27:23) dhubhra: dunk due
(23:27:25) dhubhra: *dunk
(23:27:27) dhubhra: LOL
(23:27:31) dhubhra: like a basketball dunk
(23:27:34) seepa: wait... who's saying all this?
(23:27:36) dhubhra: we could make a remix
(23:27:44) dhubhra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBJBepDOAFQ
(23:27:49) dhubhra: listen to the dunk talk
(23:27:52) dhubhra: in the beginning
(23:29:41) seepa: she's a good dancer though
(23:29:43) dhubhra: did u hear it???
(23:29:48) seepa: yes yes
(23:29:50) dhubhra: mohabbat ka bichchu
(23:29:51) seepa: its not too clear
(23:29:55) dhubhra: aisa dunk marta hai
(23:29:58) dhubhra: i say we mix it
(23:30:03) dhubhra: dunk .. dunk dunk
(23:30:09) dhubhra: and then we show a slam dunk
(23:31:13) seepa: =))
(23:31:23) dhubhra: and we repeat it like a thousand times
(23:31:25) dhubhra: dunk dunk dunk
(23:31:28) seepa: she can't speak english all that well yo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_oC1D9N-Qc
(23:32:12) dhubhra: saw that one
(23:32:45) dhubhra: karan johar is a ...
(23:32:47) dhubhra: Omg
(23:32:52) dhubhra: i so don't wanna say the word
(23:32:55) seepa: yes yes
(23:32:57) seepa: the g work
(23:32:58) seepa: *word
(23:33:01) dhubhra: GAY
(23:33:02) dhubhra: SUPER GAY
(23:33:09) dhubhra: i wish there was a crown
(23:33:14) dhubhra: I could place it on his head
(23:33:51) dhubhra: dunk dunk dunk dunk
(23:34:02) seepa: like the ball hitting his head?
(23:34:06) dhubhra: lol
(23:34:11) dhubhra: and going into the basket
(23:35:15) seepa: OMG! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjFc_U0UKbU&NR=1
(23:35:18) seepa: =))
(23:35:45) dhubhra: my laptop will crash if I see too many videos
(23:35:51) dhubhra: :(
(23:35:53) dhubhra: it's old
(23:35:56) seepa: oh
(23:36:00) dhubhra: srk and karan johar should go out
(23:36:08) dhubhra: and they should have a relationship
(23:36:22) dhubhra: that way srk will get the publicity of his life
(23:37:13) dhubhra: alright i need to get crowns made for karan johar and srk
(23:37:41) seepa: cuz they're queens?
(23:37:53) dhubhra: they are maha queens
(23:38:31) seepa: last one for the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4knjC9WdbE
(23:38:40) dhubhra: i think queen elizabeth ... would be like "well... would you be so kind as to STOP your nonsense"
(23:39:06) seepa: hahaha
(23:39:08) dhubhra: wow
(23:39:14) dhubhra: you are going nutz on madhuri
(23:39:26) dhubhra: what do you want? do you have one of those outbursts to sing and dance
(23:39:27) dhubhra: all this?
(23:39:43) seepa: i do have an urge to be like her
(23:40:08) dhubhra: lol
(23:40:17) dhubhra: you might just start dancing
(23:40:22) dhubhra: all the way to my place or something
(23:40:33) dhubhra: with that "chane ke khet" step
(23:40:34) dhubhra: lol
(23:41:01) dhubhra: on that video listen to the 1:47
(23:41:06) seepa: argh
(23:41:08) dhubhra: i want you to sing that particular thing
(23:41:08) seepa: just closed it
(23:41:13) dhubhra: when you are on your way
(23:41:19) dhubhra: please listen to that segment
(23:41:27) seepa: send that link to me again
(23:41:34) seepa: dont feel like scrolling up the window to get the link
(23:41:37) dhubhra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4knjC9WdbE 1.46
(23:41:40) dhubhra: to be exact
(23:41:42) dhubhra: 1:46
(23:41:50) dhubhra: please sing that when you are on your way
(23:42:12) seepa: tu tu tu tuuuu
(23:42:17) dhubhra: LOL
(23:42:19) dhubhra: LOL

.. But eventually we encountered the mother of them all as you can see from the title
There was silence after this ..